Nimsgern Funeral Home Quotes

#1. An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Graham Norton

#2. When all you are is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.

Patrick Weekes

#3. The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.

Stephan Pastis

#4. The reason the story runs so much with the little girls are the actual heroes in the warfare is because under most circumstances women are braver than men ..

Henry Darger

#5. Once I go on stage, the atmosphere is totally theatrical. The greater the illusion, the greater the intensity of the excitement it creates.

Todd Rundgren

#6. Friendship is direactly proportional to relationship, provided love is constant

Ernest Eddison

#7. For me, the triad of 'Harry Potter,' the 'Hunger Games' and 'Twilight' feature strong women, and as a declared feminist, it's a wonderful thing. These women have really opened up this particular world of storytelling, which I'm very grateful for.

Cassandra Clare

#8. When you find Fortune favorable, stride boldly forward, for she favors the bold, and being a woman, the young.

Baltasar Gracian

#9. You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer

Daniel Quinn

#10. Be what you are; it is better that way.
--Dolph

Piers Anthony

#11. It's about businesses nervous about taking on school leavers because of a mass of red tape. It's about health and safety regulations and green fines.

Nigel Farage