Top 26 Nicole Hollander Quotes
#1. Every time people said I was pretty, I thought of everything ugly swarming beneath my clothes.
Gillian Flynn
#2. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women." --Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Amanda Barton
#3. Folk dress in all manner of finery and wonderful hats to go and watch the races, but only if it's horses doing the barreling that day. This, at least, is understandable, for horses, in secret, love hats more than any other creature. It is a horse's tragedy that they can never properly wear one.
Catherynne M Valente
#4. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Nicole Hollander
#5. We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.
Nicole Hollander
#7. If you want something better for your life, you've got to start by believing you deserve it.
Sheryl Sorrentino
#8. And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.
Homer
#9. Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, chubby women.
Nicole Hollander
#10. Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.
Nicole Hollander
#11. Even the nuns went racist after the convent was reappraised and it seemed their pension fund was in jeopardy.
George Saunders
#13. I have competed before empty stadiums a lot in my career.
Bill Toomey
#14. The longer an article is in the process of manufacture and the more it is moved about, the greater its ultimate cost.
Henry Ford
#15. Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.
Nicole Hollander
#16. Vets do what doctors used to - diagnose the injury or the condition, patch it up as best they can and remind you that these things happen and that in life we are also in the midst of death.
Jane Smiley
#17. We can't all be happy, we can't all be rich, we can't all be lucky - and it would be so much less fun if we were ... There must be the dark background to show up the bright colours.
Jean Rhys
#18. Mr. Garrison glanced at Daemon, frowning. "It's the fact that the energy was so strong it disrupted a satellite's signal and they weren't able to snap any pictures of the event. Nothing like that has ever happened before."
Daemon kept his expression blank. "I guess I'm just that awesome.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#19. I know that if i could imbue her with a superpower, it would be the ability to withstand the pressures of the cultures around her, to be her own woman despite the potential costs: i would give her the courage of her convictions
Peggy Orenstein
#21. Love shouldn't feel like the Hunger Games. There should not be a constant struggle for survival.
Amanda Mosher
#22. But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
Mike Epps
#23. Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ...
Nicole Hollander
#24. Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don't really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago.
Jon Bon Jovi
#25. In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Nicole Hollander
#26. Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.
Nicole Hollander
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top