Nice Sarcastic Quotes

#1. If imagination, as we've said, is the "region of discovery," story is the wardrobe door, sending our young people "further in" and "still further in" to possibilities and ideas they've never dreamed.

Sarah Arthur

#2. I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person.

Diane Warren

#3. I'll never retire as long as I live - that's like retiring from life! I'll never stop writing, teaching, lecturing. If you're in good health, living is exciting on its own.

Bel Kaufman

#4. Stalkers lips curled into a sneer. "You won't make a move without him, huh? That's embarrassing."
"No," I said softly. "It just hurts because you wish it was you.

Ann Aguirre

#5. I call myself a labourer because I take pride in calling myself a spinner, weaver, farmer and scavenger.

Mahatma Gandhi

#6. However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.

Oscar Wilde

#7. One can't erase the tremendous burden of apartheid in 10 years, 20 years, I believe, even 30 years.

Susan Rice

#8. For where men have made the earth that is trodden underfoot, and have largely veiled the heavens themselves, it is but natural that they should think that they have made everything, and that it is they who rule it.

Robert Hugh Benson

#9. Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.

Seanbaby

#10. Just out of curiosity, what constitutes a 'nice cock shot'? I mean, is it the lighting? The pose?"
I'm being sarcastic, but Dean responds in a solemn voice. "Well, the trick is, you've gotta keep the balls out of it.

Elle Kennedy

#11. Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.
Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast.
"What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?
Too harsh?

Molly Harper

#12. I don't know. It'd be nice if my mom stopped being sarcastic about my future. It's like she wants me to go to jail or something." Oh God. "Oh God." I say.
I feel like throwing up. How did I not see that before?
Fuck

A.S. King

#13. Any actor or actress that tells you that they don't watch their stuff is lying.

Amy Poehler

#14. Here in Argentina, it is easy to practice and play because we have the horses, the land, the players - everything.

Adolfo Cambiaso

#15. I'm at the corner of None of Your Business and Screw You.

Jeaniene Frost

#16. You are, however, surprisingly light of touch."
"Pardon?"
"The way you're holding my hand. I always thought you'd be more of a mauler. Like a diseased wolf chewing the knuckles off me fist."
"That's very nice."
"Not really."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. I see. Where are we?

G.A. Aiken

#17. Being Mormon is a big part of who I am, and I try very hard to live the right way, but I don't know that I'm an example. I hate to say, 'Yes, look at me. I'm a good example of being Mormon.' I want to be the best person I can be, so in that aspect, maybe I'm a good example.

Stephenie Meyer

#18. Under Tunisian law, a woman can divorce her husband. Total equality.

Rashid Al-Ghannushi

#19. Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.

Erin McCarthy

#20. The only one I really like is a song called Saccharine.

David Coverdale

#21. I'd tell you nice try, but ... it wasn't.

Cynder

#22. I have inherited this burden of superstition and nonsense. I govern innumerable men but must acknowledge that I am governed by birds and thunderclaps

Thornton Wilder

#23. I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends.

Rachel Bertsche

#24. I could feel his eyes drilling into my back.

R.J. Harlick

#25. I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened.

Jessica Gadziala