Newt Gingrich Funny Quotes

#1. I brought a lot of the codification of womenswear to menswear. Why? Because when I was a child, I was wearing women's clothes adjusted to me.

Riccardo Tisci

#2. Experiencing life to the fullest is when you have fulfilled your divine purpose

Thabiso Monkoe

#3. I love to play for Pittsburgh. If they can't afford me, then I'd love to play in L.A. or New York.

Jaromir Jagr

#4. A chasm reminds us that there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy.

Veronica Roth

#5. Seeing her, well, it did things I hadn't been ready to delve into before. Hell, I really didn't even know at what point I had become ready.
Probably happened somewhere between when I thought she was dead and when she wasn't.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

Will Ferrell

#7. I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.

John Waters

#8. Like Lenin Comrade Stalin is a leader of a higher type. He is a mountain eagle, without fear in the fight, who boldly leads the bolshevik party on unexplored roads toward the total victory of Communism.

Anastas Mikoyan

#9. (both circumvented the handicap of deafness by answering only those questions they believed had been asked & accepting only those answers they believed had been uttered - a stratagem embraced by many an American advocate)

David Mitchell