New Relationship Status Quotes

#1. Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Andy Borowitz

#2. I remember the last three days that I was president, I never went to bed at all. I never went to bed until we had negotiated the final release of the hostages.

Jimmy Carter

#3. I thought being vegan was going to be some really horrible way of life that had no flavor.

Robin Quivers

#4. If you wish to live in harmony, you must respect every person and, in non-essential matters, yield!

J.P. Vaswani

#5. Went from being hated on, to Niggas try to go down the same road I made it on. Aint no love lost but aint no love shown, so now when niggas call i just don not pick up the phone.

Wiz Khalifa

#6. We have allowed ourselves to be defined by our consumption instead of by our ability to move beyond it.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

#7. Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you.

Tom Waits

#8. Respect is the most important thing. Be respectful toward others and have respect for yourself.

Georges St-Pierre

#9. I thought it was amazing to work with authors, to get a manuscript and try to make up a cover for it.

Dick Bruna

#10. Um," Sean began. "Who is that? What is her current relationship status? Why does she seem to like you?"
"Her name is Sammy," Xander laughed. "She's a new student. We met in class."
"I want one.

Jon Messenger

#11. He copulated with a number of girls, but copulation was not the joy it ought to be. It was a mere relief of need, like evacuating, and he felt ashamed of it afterward because it involved another person as object.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#12. I've tended to avoid meeting my heroes. They aren't necessarily the nicest people anyway. The exception was George Harrison, one of the loveliest men I've ever met. He lent me his home studio to make Hormonally Yours.

Siobhan Fahey

#13. In order to fulfill the aspirations of masses, we have to sharpen the tool called the government machinery: we have to make it keen, more dynamic, and it is in this direction that we are working.

Narendra Modi