Top 52 Never Argue With Quotes
#1. You should never argue with a crazy mind, you ought to know my now.
Billy Joel
#2. That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Tucker Carlson
#3. We should never argue with the devil about our sins, but we should speak about our sins only with Jesus.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
#4. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
#5. Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
#8. Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
H.L. Mencken
#9. I never argue with the tape. To be angry at the market because it unexpectedly or even illogically goes against you is like getting mad at your lungs because you have pneumonia.
Jesse Lauriston Livermore
#12. Never argue with your characters; they know themselves better than you do.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#13. Never argue with a mother who's scolding her child.
Toba Beta
#14. Never argue with a pedant over nomenclature. It wastes your time and annoys the pedant.
Lois McMaster Bujold
#15. Never argue with the surreal; there's no winning against irrationality.
Kate Griffin
#16. Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
William Goldman
#17. I want to stress again one aspect of the game which is most important. Never argue with an umpire.
Ian Botham
#18. Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour.
Don Rittner
#21. I don't know whether I make myself plain, but I never lose my temper over the stock market. I never argue with the tape. Getting sore at the market doesn't get you anywhere.
Jesse Lauriston Livermore
#23. I never argue with people who say baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great.
Joe Posnanski
#24. I never argue with a person; with love, I listen in deep silence.
Debasish Mridha
#25. My view is that you never argue with the customer about your name.
Bob Kerrey
#26. Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon ...
Tommy Lasorda
#27. Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
George Carlin
#28. Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference
Niq Mhlongo
#30. How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.
Eddie Izzard
#31. I never had many problems to do my music and to give it to a record company. Rarely do they try to argue with me about my music, probably because it's still too far-out.
Klaus Schulze
#32. After years of self deprecating behavior, I've never learned how to properly take a compliment. A part of me wants to argue with him, to tell him there's nothing special about me.
Brynna Gabrielson
#33. Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, nor condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
George Santayana
#35. However, my wine told me not to worry about it. And who was I to argue with wine? It had never steered me wrong before.
Aly Martinez
#36. True," Brymmer said, and then found himself wrestling with the old Shall I Argue With The Boss Now problem, which perfectly defined a lose-lose situation. If you argued and were wrong, you would never have a future. If you argued and were right, you would never be forgiven.
Walt Cody
#37. When the first people started to argue against slavery, for example, this was a new idea. If you crowd-source, you'd never come up with this. And so the - exactly the kind of progress we've made couldn't be made if we depend it on crowd-sourcing.
Rebecca Goldstein
#38. I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.
Marilyn Monroe
#39. We have to live within the framework of our limitations and the mistakes we make. Argue with Destiny, but never try to wrestle it into submission. If you do, you'll end up losing.
Adib Khan
#40. I do not argue that nature is sacrosanct in the sense that we must never tamper with nature. That would disempower, really, all of medicine. That would mean that we can't combat dread diseases - malaria, polio, all of which are given by nature, if one thinks about it.
Michael Sandel
#41. Drink without getting drunk
Love without suffering jealousy
Eat without overindulging
Never argue
And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave
Dan Buettner
#42. I would argue 'tis never the place, but the people one shares it with who are the cause of our happiest memories. That is why we find that having lived them once, we never can recapture them.
Susanna Kearsley
#44. When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.
Spuds Crawford
#45. Tuppence had once laid upon him a serious injunction. ' If anybody over the age of sixty-five finds fault with you,' she said, 'never argue. Never try to say you're right. Apologize at once and say it was all your fault and you're very sorry and you'll never do it again.
Agatha Christie
#46. Whether you're the best lawyer ...
Or the greatest philosopher ...
There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with ...
Your child ...
And your wife ...
So don't argue with them ...
Just love them ...
Nelson M. Lubao
#47. Don't argue. Never deign to deny. Meet insults with laughter.
Leigh Bardugo
#48. Pressed for rules and verities, All i recolelct are these: Feed a cold and starve a fever. Argue with no true believer. Think-too-long is never-act. Scratch a myth and find a fact.
Phyllis McGinley
#49. I love arguing. I always say that I'll never win a physical battle, but I can always win a mental battle. I mean, not really, because I never really argue with anyone.
Shailene Woodley
#50. I nod, understanding the unspoken message: No matter what, he will never stop looking out for me. I can't argue with him about that, after all, I feel the same way.
J. Kenner
#51. I make it a point never to argue with people for whose opinion I have no respect.
Edward Gibbon
#52. Never argue Greek legends with a Greek...
Kate Walker