Never Argue With A Stupid Person Quotes

#1. We sit inert, like dead specimens of some museum, while lessons are pelted at us from on high, like hailstones on flowers.

Rabindranath Tagore

#2. It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride.

Derek Landy

#3. If you ask me about my views on the environment, on women's rights, on gay rights, I am liberal. I don't have a problem with that at all. Some of my best friends are liberal.

Bernie Sanders

#4. So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.

Rachel Cohn

#5. Alone I walk on paths I know, looking for a friendly face, I look to meet you, the one I gave my whole heart to. I want to see you once again, and dance again with, my love.

Amanda Hocking

#6. My wife's liver Infected as her life, she would not live The running of one glass.

William Shakespeare

#7. Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing in my kitchen.

Molly Harper

#8. It's just fun just being a girl.

Stacy Keibler

#9. I am dust and my story ends here.

Hanif Kureishi

#10. I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

Steve Martin

#11. A little crazy is good

Chris Hilton

#12. No discovery of modern psychology is, in my opinion, so important as its scientific proof of the necessity of self-sacrifice (or discipline) to self-realization and happiness.

Henry C. Link

#13. Note to self ... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Norm MacDonald