Nekst Tribute Quotes

#1. Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. One occupation can expand only at the expense of all other occupations.

Henry Hazlitt

#3. ...there comes a time in each man's life when he must choose to stand or run. I choose to stand.

Charles Bukowski

#4. Patty: I'll be the good guy.
Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.
Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!

Charles M. Schulz

#5. I'm lonely, she said. She had not known before that this was one of the things which made her feel sour and cross.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#6. That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Alice had begun with 'Let's pretend we're kings and queens;' and her sister, who liked being exact, had argued that they couldn't, because there were only two of them, and Alice hand been reduced at last to say, 'Well, you can be one of them then, and I'll be the rest.

Lewis Carroll