Ned Flanders Sayings

#1. [Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.

Matt Groening

#2. Becky!" I had to laugh. "You're worse than me! It's no wonder he's such an egomaniac."
"What? You're telling me you can say no to that face?"
I wanted to say yes, but it would have been a lie and we all knew it.

Kelly Oram

#3. 'LOL' is one of several texting expressions that convey nuance in a system where you don't have the voice and face to do it the way you normally would.

John McWhorter

#4. I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.

Harold Pinter

#5. I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Artie Lange

#6. Mr. Kennedy had become disenchanted with the Vietnamese President, Ngo Dinh Diem, and Diem distrusted Kennedy.

Jim Bishop

#7. My job is baseball. That's it. After, I'll talk to my country. I'm happy to do that.

Hee-seop Choi

#8. If you don't have daily objectives, you qualify as a dreamer.

Zig Ziglar

#9. I went to Phuket already, but would love to go to Chiang Mai one day.

Roger Federer

#10. The studio and road both have their charms. The studio allows me to be a mad scientist and the tour lets me feel like James Bond.

Jason Mraz

#11. Lady Maccon declined in horror. She enjoyed most foods, but brussels sprouts were nothing more than underdeveloped cabbages.

Gail Carriger

#12. She could not be complying, she dreaded being quarrelsome; her heroism reached only to silence.

Jane Austen