Nba Commentator Quotes

#1. All I knew about shot putting was that my brother could do 44 feet ... I decided I wanted to beat him ... So I got a shot and went to work and made up my mind to do 45 feet.

Bruce Bennett

#2. The Orgasmic Death Gimmick is rather complicated. It could be called the whole birth-death cycle of action, persuading people that birth and death are realities.

William S. Burroughs

#3. No matter what you face, don't forget if you're positive, positivity will find you and embrace you.

Widad Akreyi

#4. The meaning of our lives is to justify where our bosses spent their budget.

Lisa Schaefer

#5. To be remembered after we are dead, is but poor recompense for being treated with contempt while we are living.

William Hazlitt

#6. We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.

Richard Roberts

#7. Stephen A. Smith is the hardest-working man in sports show business. The ubiquitous basketball pundit appears on ESPN about 10 times a day as a regular on the show 'NBA Fastbreak,' a guest commentator on 'Sports Center,' and a pundit on 'ESPNEWS.'

Stephen Rodrick

#8. Perhaps, however, it is the same with spinsters as with ghosts; and one has to be of their ranks in order to see them at all.

Sarah Waters

#9. Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

W.C. Fields

#10. Hello toes," I say. They're good toes. I like that they're long and slender and not the slightest bit stubby. I wiggle them, ten unstubby waves that say, "And hello to you, Human Host!"
Except they're toes. I'm talking to my toes. Maybe I'm not bored ... maybe I'm lonely?

Lauren Myracle