My Wifi Quotes

#1. I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more. And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50 percent more because of the combination of those technologies.

Michael K. Powell

#2. Word is actually very busy and strikes me as poorly designed. It's cluttered. There are four different rows, each filled with icons and butters I never use. This reminds me why I dislike Word. I almost always type in WordPress as it's much less cluttered. I'm on an airplane without WiFi.

Mike Cernovich

#3. The tech folks have seen WiFi as the way to untether. And what better reason to untether than entertainment content? So there's nobody better positioned than the in-home Wi-Fi purveyor.

Henry Blodget

#4. Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Jim Gaffigan

#5. Given the blatant deceit regarding the biologically harmful effects of antenna towers, cell phones and WiFi radiation, one can only wonder what is going on with all of the other forms of radiation.

Steven Magee

#6. People need to access Skype wirelessly, no matter where they are, and what happens is that we'll be taking advantage of the rollout of Internet everywhere - WiFi and WiMax in particular.

Niklas Zennstrom

#7. You can have pride in what you do each day, but not arrogance in what you were born with.

Amy Tan

#8. Well, marriage is a very important part of our culture and our society. If we want to have a hopeful and decent society, we ought to aim for the ideal.

Karl Rove

#9. The greatest act of domestic terrorism in the history of the USA is currently in process and the culprits are the energy, electrical, electronics and wireless radiation industries.

Steven Magee

#10. I've never had WiFi at home. I'm too easily distracted, and YouTube is too tempting.

Dave Eggers

#11. No strings attached, your love is so WiFi.

Drake

#12. Tether smartphones with laptops when you need a connection. Turn off updates to avoid exceeding plan data.

David Chiles

#13. A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That's why I can't abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.

Robert Black

#14. I'm very insecure. I'm human, just like anybody else.

Ben Affleck

#15. When attachment arises in the place of love, it sees the other as separate; it grasps and needs. Attachment is conditional; it seeks control and it fear loss. Ask your heart if attachment has replaced love. If we speak to our heart, it will always tell us the truth.

Jack Kornfield

#16. We are not the slaves of laziness,
we are the slaves of WiFi.

Zelo

#17. You can also make voice calls over both LTE and WiFi if your network supports either technology.

Anonymous

#18. All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books.

Russell Smith

#19. USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it.

Steven Magee

#20. Moxie's wifi network is You_Suck_at_Writing, with underscores. The password's 'DearGenius,' no space. You found the note on her desk, right?

Scott Westerfeld

#21. It's like stealing WiFi from the universe.

Bill Tarlin

#22. Eating organic for good health and spending your day sitting down using a wireless computer that is next to a WiFi router is a classic case of Yin & Yang.

Steven Magee

#23. I want to be inside your darkest everything

Frida Kahlo