Top 32 My Stapler Quotes
#1. So you have a choice. You can leave quietly or I can call the police after I wang you with my stapler.
Nicole Hamlett
#2. I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.
Tana French
#3. The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.
Jonathan Safran Foer
#4. A landscape, torn by mists and clouds, in which I can see ruins of old churches, as well as of Greek temples - that is Brahms.
Edvard Grieg
#5. If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one place. I've moved a lot of things around in my house because of that.
Gretchen Rubin
#6. Yeah, well, if he tries, I'm going to burn his office down to his red stapler.
Kim Harrison
#7. Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable.
Samuel Johnson
#8. Welcome to my dungeon. It's not much," Linc said as he cleaned off a chair for her. "But ... it's
not much." He dumped the files and books on the floor.
"The nice thing about starting at the bottom is, you can't get any lower."
"If I'm a good boy, I'll get my own stapler
Nora Roberts
#10. Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling.
Robin S
#11. Friendship is like a stapler,when it is used to bind to pages the pages are bound tightly but when the stapler is used to remove the pin the pages are left torn forever
Abhishek R
#12. I just met my new boss," she groaned into the phone. "Or more specifically, I threw an industrial-strength stapler at his head.
Nalini Singh
#13. Habits die hard and absence doesn't stop my fingers from searching.
Carrie Ryan
#14. I'm a sensitive guy, and I'm already one of my harshest critics, so if other people are hard on me, it just amplifies how hard I already am on myself.
Steve Grand
#15. Your faith will perform miracles, especially when you get your hands and feet involved.
Spencer W. Kimball
#16. (A revolver is) just a tool, really, like stapler. A stapler that punch through a person. Pin them. Drive blunt metal through flesh and bone.
Mohsin Hamid
#17. What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is a wide-mouthed, bottom-feeding, slime sucker - and the other is a fish.
Preston Manning
#18. The walls were shedding their texture and taking another in the pouncing feathers. Gwyn
Alan Garner
#19. My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.
Eminem
#20. We'd seen firsthand how the man handled a crisis. If Marcia decided suddenly to brandish a stapler in a half-threatening manner, he'd fumble with his Motorola and forget his name.
Joshua Ferris
#21. If I had the luxury of working as a full time writer, I think you would see novels appearing on a much more regular, and frequent, basis.
John Scott
#22. When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.
Emily Procter
#24. Jealousy likes photos, that's why instagram is such a hit.
Parul Sehgal
#25. I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for "menacing." I admit it lacked a certain elegance, but hey. It was worth a shot. David placed his hand on my arm and pushed it back down.
"What?"
"Just ... that's embarrassing for all of us," he replied.
Rachel Hawkins
#26. Will someone please tell me why you all call me 'Sparky'?" she burst out in frustration. "And if I get stabbed one more time tonight I'm going to lose it!" she added, rounding on Jason, who was sneaking up behind her holding a stapler.
Josephine Angelini
#27. That didn't sound much like a date, Rosie thought. Useful wasn't a word you used about a date. It was a word you used about a stapler.
Jenny Colgan
#28. Thank Artemis, it is you! That little scar on your lip
you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!"
...
Hedge nodded like he approved of Jason's taste. "Staplers
excellent source of iron.
Rick Riordan
#29. I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.
Charlaine Harris
#30. The Philippines, it has a politics of patronage. Family and favors, in addition to the old cliche of guns, goons and gold, really do still hold a lot of sway.
Miguel Syjuco
#31. If you want to be successful, you have to take 100% responsibility for everything that you experience in your life.
Jack Canfield
#32. My gods! She told me you were dead!" She gripped Jason's face and seemed to be examining everything about it. "Thank Artemis, it is you. That little scar on your lip - you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!
Rick Riordan
