Top 15 Mushrif Gardens Quotes
#3. I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.
Chelsea Handler
#4. Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
Plotinus
#5. For one person, organized files might be a crucial tool for creativity; another person finds inspiration in random juxtapositions.
Gretchen Rubin
#7. One with God is always a majority. But many have been burned at the stake while the boats were being counted. Thomas Reed
H.W. Brands
#8. It used to be you had real friends on the other side of the aisle. It's not like that anymore. Society has changed. The public is to blame as well. I think the people have gotten dumber.
Gary Ackerman
#9. Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
Daniel Tosh
#10. Writing is sometimes a balancing act between keeping things easily readable and being accurate.
Susanna Kearsley
#12. Good luck on your test."
"I'm gonna ace it for sure!" I said, rolling to Wesley's side of the
bed and pulling the sheet up.
"Don't I know it," he smiled, and then slapped the doorframe. "Oh
yeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I'm
on my way now.
J.M. Colail
#13. In the time it takes us to look beyond the lies, we could be sailing in each other's eyes.
Dan Fogelberg
#14. Randomness has an incredibly powerful place in our culture. If you think about it, you can see it driving the algorithms that run our information economy, patterns that make up the traffic of our cities, and on over to the way the stars and galaxies formed.
DJ Spooky
#15. There's something about a beautiful, nearly flawless flower, emerging from muddled water.
E.K. Blair
