Muppet Christmas Carol Miss Piggy Quotes

#1. Beauty only happens once.

Jacques Derrida

#2. I hate to take compromises with a racing car. The more standard a car is, the more compromises you have to take.

Michael Schumacher

#3. Will you boys please escort the prisoners to our aircar on the roof? When we reach 5000 feet on the way home, let them escape...

Hal Stryker

#4. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.

Nicolas Chamfort

#5. I generally play villains once every three or four years by choice because I get offered villainous roles a lot, because of the way I look and whatever. And I tend to avoid them because I think you can end up in a cul-de-sac of your own making if you're cast in that.

Kevin McKidd

#6. A lot of period pieces we see are adaptations of novels - we always know the story.

Joanne Froggatt

#7. If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Nathan Fielder

#8. Sometimes when people talk, they don;t always tell the truth.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#9. Ava: 'Girls liking boys is normal.'
Pat: 'No, it isn't. It's just common.

Lili Wilkinson

#10. OK, I have to make sure we're on the same page here. Because I might mean one thing and she might mean, intending to start a Cordon Bleu course when I get back to England.

Sophie Kinsella

#11. In my head, I think I'd make a perfect spy, but in reality, I don't think I'd fare very well.

Matthew Rhys

#12. I had grown up and gone to high school in New York, so I wanted to get out of the east coast.

Tod Machover

#13. There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

Peter Sellers