Top 17 Miss Piggy Quotes

#1. You can propose on our honeymoon
[Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]

Miss Piggy

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#2. The fake giggle is not that bad."
My friend grunted in disagreement. "It sounds like Miss Piggy has a machine gun stuck in her throat.

Samantha Young

Miss Piggy Quotes #202319
#3. Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy (Star of the Muppet Show)

Z. Altug

Miss Piggy Quotes #332038
#4. They have some pretty tough gun laws in Japan, as they do in any other civilized country in the world, and they're not killing each other off with firearms. You have very violent films in Europe, yet it's not causing the mayhem we see in our streets routinely here.

Michael D. Barnes

Miss Piggy Quotes #408131
#5. The only way for me to be an artist is to be honest in my craft. If I veer from that, I'm not giving the investors what they want. Sometimes it's my job as an artist to know what I want to do, even when the fans tell me different.

Talib Kweli

Miss Piggy Quotes #479203
#6. I thought, if ever there were a time to write a book about hope, it's now.

Studs Terkel

Miss Piggy Quotes #488434
#7. Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to guard your castles.

Kermit the frog's response to the question on if he agreed with David Bowie on whether Scotland should remain as part of Britain

Kermit The Frog

Miss Piggy Quotes #550755
#8. You gotta go with whatcha got. ~ Miss Piggy

Denette Fretz

Miss Piggy Quotes #648958
#9. It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!

David Levithan

Miss Piggy Quotes #752516
#10. I remember feeling all right with myself until age 13. Then, I was getting off the bus one day and this guy called me Miss Piggy. That was the first time I ever really felt like I wasn't okay.

Cheryl James

Miss Piggy Quotes #818572
#11. I have matured a lot.

Usain Bolt

Miss Piggy Quotes #994309
#12. waved a pair of underwear at him. "Grown men do not wear boxers with the Muppets on them. When I'm about to give a blowjob, I don't want to be suddenly confronted with Miss Piggy.

Amy Fecteau

Miss Piggy Quotes #1042432
#13. The more he took her, consensual or not, the farther she followed him, down, down, down into his twisted reality.

Pepper Winters

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#14. I wouldn't like to be that famous, I value my privacy. Mind you, Miss Piggy enjoys every moment of it. If it were not for me, she would spend all her time in the limelight.

Frank Oz

Miss Piggy Quotes #1240819
#15. Marriage is not simply a romantic union between two people; it's also a political and economic contract of the highest order.

Elizabeth Gilbert

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#16. She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.

Susan Donovan

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#17. Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married.

Samantha Ronson

Miss Piggy Quotes #1747688

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