Mug Shot Sayings

#1. I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

Paris Hilton

#2. If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina's mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I'd be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.

Jenny Lawson

#3. Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.

Conan O'Brien

#4. I mean, I was full on ready to be arrested; you know, I'd just put on a little lipstick, mug shot ready.

Leah Remini

#5. Mug shot extortion sites turn this sort of thing into a business. Mug shots are public record, but they're not readily available. Owners of mug shot sites acquire the photos in bulk and publish them online, where everybody can find them, then charge individuals to remove their photos from the sites.

Bruce Schneier

#6. I always thought I looked kind of like Keith Richards, and sometimes I think I look like Michael Jackson in his mug shot. But as I think Keith Richards is pretty great-looking, I'm embracing that part of me.

Natalie Massenet

#7. You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI.

Tracey Gold

#8. With a face like this, there aren't a lot of lawyers or priest roles coming my way. I've got a face that was meant for a mug shot, and that's what I've been doing for the past thirty years.

M. C. Gainey

#9. I've always been accused by my detractors of some sort of moral failure, cowardice, or even lack of humanity by not portraying the human form. I respond that I do better by portraying traces of character and intentions of human volition that no mug or body shot can ever exude.

Robert Polidori

#10. Substances that can give a shot in the arm to the mesolimbic dopamine system have self-reinforcing effects, and users will rob stores and mug elderly people to continue obtaining these specific molecular shapes. These chemicals, working their magic at scales one thousand

David Eagleman

#11. How much of the "good death" is for the person dying and how much for the person helping him?

Sherwin B. Nuland

#12. A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay.

Robert Downey Jr.

#13. I think it's really important to bring your own personality to the space you're in.

Jeremiah Brent

#14. My wife looks at the person Park Jae Sang and the singer who goes up on stage, Psy, as different people.

Psy

#15. People love pitting strong females against each other.

Madonna Ciccone

#16. Who doesn't love Veronica Mars?

Molly Quinn

#17. I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Doug Stanhope

#18. See," he says into my mouth. "I don't hate you, Lucy.

Sally Thorne

#19. I used to think that eighty was a very old age. Now I am ninety. I do not think this any more. As long as you are able to admire and to love, you are young.

Pablo Casals

#20. We are, at least in part, who we remember ourselves to be. Take away our memories, and you take away our selves.

Beth Revis

#21. The world is full of noise. Might we not set ourselves to learn silence, stillness solitude?

Elisabeth Elliot