Mrs. Hatsuyo Nakamura Quotes

#1. Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Darrell Hammond

#2. Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing your own song. I like to get up there and sing stuff that I would never sing on stage anywhere else. Like Neil Diamond.

Jason Aldean

#3. But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible.

Max Cannon

#4. It's exhausting to care about something that much, to put in all that effort. Whenever I quit smoking it's so much work, and every time I slip up there's this thrill, because I just stop caring. Sometimes it's a relief not to give a shit.

Cristina Moracho

#5. People have doubted me and criticized me my whole life, and that's why I'm the way I am.

Terrell Owens

#6. I never understood why Clark Kent was so hell bent on keeping Lois Lane in the dark.

Audrey Niffenegger

#7. We don't take anything when we pass away, and we need to do with the sense of responsibility.

Carlos Slim

#8. We can do anything we want. The next time you hear yourself saying, to another-and especially yourself-I Can't, take a deep breath and say instead, My resources are otherwise engaged.

Peter McWilliams

#9. My guilty pleasure is Simon & Garfunkel. I'm embarrassed about it. They're dorky.

Kemp Muhl