Mr Joker Quotes

#1. In American mah jongg there are five different categories of tiles: Suit tiles, Dragon tiles, Wind tiles, Flower tiles, and Joker tiles - 152 tiles in all.

Elaine Sandberg

#2. I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Colin Mochrie

#3. I know that I sound like the joker, but the joker is a great character.

Deyth Banger

#4. (after Monster T shot himself)
"Smart guy," Joker said, and he laughed. "Lotta brains.

Marv Wolfman

#5. No old lady called her old man sweetie. Joker fucking loved it from Carrie.

Kristen Ashley

#6. Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Marissa Meyer

#7. The town isn't big enough for two homicidal maniacs.

Jeph Loeb

#8. Laugh and the world laughs with you!

Grant Morrison

#9. In between effect and cause and just beyond the range of normal sight, this glittering joker was dancing in the dragon's jaws.

Bruce Cockburn

#10. Perhaps violence, like pornography, is some kind of an evolutionary standby system, a last-resort device for throwing a wild joker into the game?

J.G. Ballard

#11. The greatest villain of all time is The Joker - he always has been, and I don't know anyone who's not going to have Heath Ledger's performance burnt into their brains for the rest of their lives.

Drew Goddard

#12. The average human being is a perverse creature; and when he isn't that, he is a practical joker. The result to the other person concerned is about the same: that is, he is made to suffer.

Mark Twain

#13. Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables

Melissa De La Cruz

#14. The relations of a joker to his joke should be as quick and desultory as those of a bee to its flowers.

W. Somerset Maugham

#15. Because once I didn't care about the rules anymore, I had all the power.

Adam Glass