Mouth Filter Quotes

#1. What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.

E.L. James

#2. Yes, in a moment of pure brain-to-mouth filter malfunction, the question did slip. I'm not proud

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#3. How can someone who has no mouth filter and kills with more glee than I thought humanly possible also coo over seedlings?" "Because they're my babies. And mamas love their babies.

Sarah Lyons Fleming

#4. brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.

E.L. James

#5. Luckily, she'd remembered to wear her brain-to-mouth filter today.
. . .
"How big are you?" Apparently, her filter still let stupid questions slip out. (Angie)

Annie Nicholas

#6. I swear I'm gonna look on eBay to buy the filter that your mouth is missing.

Lorelei James

#7. I was born without a filter on my mouth.

Laura Stamps

#8. It (the dash ) is a comfortable punctuation mark since even the most rigorous critic can seldom claim that any particular example of it is a misuse. Its overuse is its greatest danger, and the writer who can't resist dashes may be suspected of uncoordinated thinking.

Bergen Evans

#9. I am one of the affluent rich living the good life. But I like to think that I am doing my bit to resolve the problems of Africa and am certainly committed to Africa in the long run.

Nicky Oppenheimer

#10. It's like there's a filter set up in my brain, except instead of making things better, it twists everything around so what comes out of my mouth is totally wrong, totally different from what I was thinking.

Lauren Oliver

#11. I'm Clara Lord. I own Bloodline's Tattoo Parlor, have a filthy mouth, no filter, and a really strong

K. Larsen

#12. I think people have all faced decisions at times where you never know.

Brett Favre

#13. Sometimes the books most restrained about sex, even deeply scandalized by it, can whisper to us with the greatest hidden force. I am a huge admirer of the recently deceased, always underranked Evan S. Connell.

Allan Gurganus

#14. During my years as a press secretary, I developed a powerful internal filter, which worked to strip all things 'off message' from my thoughts before they came out of my mouth. It didn't always work, of course, and I said more than a few things I regretted.

Dee Dee Myers

#15. My brain needs to be a sentient being that way it can say, "Nadiyah. NADIYAH!! I know where you're going with this and you need to stop!

Nadiyah Abdul-Khaliq

#16. There were things I'd never do again, but then, they'd always seemed right.

Celine Dion

#17. Continue to spur a running horse.

Tsunetomo Yamamoto

#18. I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

Stephenie Meyer

#19. Hope is a waking dream.' I let the words echo in my head. The quote reminded me of that feeling you get when you start to wake from a dream you don't want to leave. That crushing sensation in the center of your chest, like you are losing an important piece of yourself you won't ever get back.

Jennifer Rush

#20. RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

Ambrose Bierce

#21. Her mouth has always lacked any type of filter, a problem exacerbated by her refusal to lie about anything. Two qualities guaranteed to turn every conversation into a battlefield.

Gena Showalter

#22. You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals.

J. Paul Getty

#23. You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Bobby Heenan

#24. I wondered if she really was that rude, or if she had some sort of medical condition where the filter between her brain and her mouth had been broken since birth.

Robin Palmer

#25. I came to a stark realization: chronic surpluses could be almost as destabilizing as chronic deficits.

Alan Greenspan

#26. Any human being who does not wish to be part of the masses need only stop making things easy for himself. Let him follow his conscience, which calls out to him: Be yourself! All that you are now doing, thinking, desiring, all that is not you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#27. Mainstream media tend to just mouth the conventional wisdom, to see everything through the filter of right and left.

Arianna Huffington

#28. Definition of responsibility: a commitment of the head, heart, and hands to fix the problem and never again affix blame.

John G. Miller