Top 18 Mouth Breathers Quotes

#1. Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

Lenny Bruce

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#2. The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.

Chris Hardwick

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#3. Humans and their governments have effectively neutered the population to the point that they're just skinbags, mouth-breathers and pseudo-intellectuals repeating political, religious or academic rhetoric that they don't even understand!

Brad McKinniss

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#4. I was with Shaq at his home the day he retired. It was innovative for him to become the media and announce via social media that he was retiring.

Amy Jo Martin

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#5. Give yourself the gift of nature as often as you can.

Wayne Dyer

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#6. I understand these dogs. I know what it's like to be cast aside, to feel unwanted, to believe you have no one to fight for you. I've been there. Time and time again. It hurts like all hell, but if I don't fight for them, who will?

Karina Halle

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#7. We need to learn to process things in a different way. I always think of everything in terms of energy. To me, problems represent living in a world of low energy. When you bring higher energy to the presence of lower energy, it dissolves it, it dissipates it, it can't survive.

Wayne Dyer

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#8. In terms of having an experience, seriously contemplating a murder was almost as good as going through with it, and it had the added benefit of not entailing risk. Between prison and no prison, no prison was clearly preferable.

Jonathan Franzen

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#9. Tess, there isn't a drunken, screaming netballer in the world that would have made me not want to ... continue.

C.J. Duggan

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#10. Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?

Sara Wolf

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#11. One thing you don't want to do as a host is be running around all evening. Do as much as you can ahead of time, so all you have to do is grill the main ingredients.

Bobby Flay

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#12. I think it's important if you're American to have a second language, and Spanish is the language to have.

Thalia

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#13. One of the basic tenets of all metaphysical systems of thought is that we create our own reality in accord with our beliefs.

Mary K. Greer

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#14. For the first time in Rex Ryan's career as a head coach, his offense is now better than his defense.

Sterling Sharpe

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#15. America Singer, one day you will fall asleep in my arms every night. And you'll wake up to my kisses every morning.

Kiera Cass

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#16. Stay open and quiet, that is all. What you seek is so near you that there is no place for a way.

Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

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#17. You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy

Garth Brooks

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#18. I'm very aware of how well I am operating in situations that I would have been incapable of broaching even last summer. Chris, Sabin, Eric, and Estelle, have rescued me, and I can't fathom how I can ever begin to repay them.

Jessica Park

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