Mouse Trap Quotes

#1. Many spend their time berating practitioners for not applying their method. We all need to disseminate our ideas, but most of our time should be spent applying and improving our methods, not selling them. The best way to sell a mouse trap is to display some trapped mice.

David Parnas

#2. Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Bill Murray

#3. Whose mouse are you?"
Nobody's mouse.
"Where is your mother?"
Inside a cat.
"Where is your father?"
Caught in a trap.

Robert Kraus

#4. Greed is the father of misery and the mother of spiritual poverty.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not.

Ian Fleming

#6. If sex is a journey, orgasm is the both the purpose and journey's end.

Chloe Thurlow

#7. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Steven Wright

#8. For me, the short story is not a character sketch, a mouse trap, an epiphany, a slice of suburban life. It is the flowering of a symbol center. It is a poem grafted onto sturdier stock.

William H Gass

#9. Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home!

Daniele Lanzarotta

#10. I like to put a record on and then listen to it again and then sit down and make my friends listen to it.

Chris Stapleton

#11. Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

Rob Ford

#12. I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

Pauly Shore

#13. Today's marijuana is also twice as strong as it was in the mid 80's.

John Walters

#14. I hope someday she meets just the right man and has babies - a whole passel of babies, more than I could have - so she understands how it kills me now that she won't let me hug her when she's in obvious distress. (The Life You've Imagined)

Kristina Riggle

#15. Night, and besides, was ably helped by brave comrades." "The comrades he speaks of," Ivor said, "were too busy

Kazuo Ishiguro

#16. Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role.

Helio Gracie

#17. Opposition should never keep you from the work God has called you to do.

Jim George

#18. Better the fragrant herb of wit and a little cream of affability than all the pretty cups in the world.

Van Wyck Brooks

#19. Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Lewis Black

#20. The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped.

Marty Rubin

#21. If I lie about truth which you will know somehow later,
then you would call me a liar. But If you're willing to dig
further about truth that force me do it, then you would
understand my reason. But you wouldn't acknowledge it.

Toba Beta

#22. The doctrines some now preach could not build a mouse-trap.

Charles Spurgeon

#23. Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats are trying to trap me.

Maury Wills

#24. Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space. It can contemplate the meaning of infinity and it can contemplate itself contemplating on the meaning of infinity.

Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

#25. suffer hunger,' said the Cat. 'You, little Mouse, cannot venture everywhere in case you run at last into a trap.' This good counsel was followed, and a little pot of fat was bought. But they did not know where to put it. At length, after long consultation,

Andrew Lang

#26. In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

Saki

#27. I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.

Rodney Dangerfield