Motel Rooms Quotes

#1. But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

Augusten Burroughs

#2. Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music.

Chuck Klosterman

#3. One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room? Why would he be interested? Whatever he's praying for, he's already got!

Jackie Mason

#5. As absurd and dishonest as claiming that the trouble with computer games is that they stop people watching television.

Stephen Fry

#6. Ever notice how the more depraved a man is, the more he tries to ruin other people's fun?

Elizabeth Cunningham

#7. Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on.

Alison Goldfrapp

#8. Let us light up the fire, the wind is so calm and the night is falling - i see ur lips shiver and i can feel ur breath humping up.

Bobby Vj

#9. And time inherently creates a story. Things begin and they end. How they end is the story. Or maybe it's what happens between when they begin and end that's the story.

Arianna Huffington

#10. Chain of command, Synthia. I say it. You do it. End of chain, am I clear?

Amelia Hutchins

#11. People tend to sit where there are places to sit

William H. Whyte

#12. Whoever named Himmel Street certainly had a healthy sense of irony. Not that is was a living hell. It wasn't. But is sure as hell wasn't heaven, either.

Markus Zusak

#13. MERIT IS A PRODUCT OF KNOWLEDGE AND TRANSPARENCY

Miguel Reynolds Brandao

#14. A man with no enemies is a man with no character.

Paul Newman

#15. The relation between life and literature - a final antimony - is one of mutual plagiarism.

Mary McCarthy