Mormon Missionary Sayings

#1. I look like a gay Mormon missionary," he lamented in the mirror. "Pardon me, have you heard the word of the Lord? It's fabulous!" He

T.J. Klune

#2. Each time I'm starting to work on a film, even if I love to settle the plot in the real world, I start to think about the plot as a fairy tale, or a dream, or a nightmare ... As if it was the best way to tell the truth about characters or narration, instead of realism.

Arnaud Desplechin

#3. I come from a culture that embodies the need to convert others to "the truth." The Mormon Church has one of the largest missionary programs in the world. That does not interest me.

Terry Tempest Williams

#4. Money is just something to be circulated.

Aidan Quinn

#5. We do not learn first what to talk about and then what to say about it.

Willard Van Orman Quine

#6. Time always won the race.

Robert Ferrigno

#7. Every missionary who is proclaiming the name and gospel of Jesus Christ will be blessed by daily feasting from the Book of Mormon.

Henry B. Eyring

#8. Life is about being nice to people and believing in yourself..

Gary Gray

#9. If I weren't acting I'd be a very unhappy, unfulfilled woman.

Michael Hyatt

#10. Would the potential attraction to Mormonism by simply having a Mormon in the White House threaten traditional Christianity by leading more Americans to a church that some Christians believe misleadingly calls itself Christian, is an active missionary church, and a dangerous cult?

Rick Santorum

#11. On the other hand, we are not given a Book of Mormon for some time, just when Christopher had begun to feel insulted. It was analogous, he said, to going to a gay bar and not being checked out. He wasn't gay, but wasn't it nice to be asked?

Liz Stephens

#12. Our life is full of brokenness - broken relationships, broken promises, broken expectations. How can we live with that brokenness without becoming bitter and resentful except by returning again and again to God's faithful presence in our lives.

Henri Nouwen

#13. A missionary who is inspired by the Spirit of the Lord must be led by that Spirit to choose the proper approach to be effective. We must not forget that the Lord Himself provided the Book of Mormon as His chief witness. The Book of Mormon is still our most powerful missionary tool. Let us use it.

Ezra Taft Benson

#14. Why read the Book of Mormon? Because angels do not come on trivial errands.

Hugh Nibley

#15. Naturally I left the turtle on its back in the baking sun.

Michael Brookes

#16. Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Frank Zappa

#17. Sexy boxing is something that takes away from the brutality of boxing.

Mark De Mori