Moralim Bozuk Quotes

#1. What did God do before he created the universe?

Stephen Hawking

#2. You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics.

Robert Solow

#3. That's my girl," he said, struggling upright. "Always up for adventure. You're not like the other girls, you know. There's not an ounce of fun in them. That's why Hank won't marry Violet, of course. He's holding out for another you. Only there isn't one. I've got the one and only.

Sara Gruen

#4. One of the neighbors found Nasreddin scattering crumbs all around his house. "Why are you doing that?" he asked. "I'm keeping the tigers away," replied Nasreddin. "But there aren't any tigers around here," said the neighbor. "That's right," said Nasreddin. "You see how well it works?

Nasreddin

#5. North Korea is a regime arming with missiles and weapons of mass destruction, while starving its citizens.

George W. Bush

#6. Building a product is easy. But building the company that builds the product is hard.

Dennis Crowley

#7. Equations are the devil's sentences.

Stephen Colbert

#8. Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Skip Clark

#9. Without goals, training has no direction.

Natalie Coughlin

#10. BEFORE YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR HANG YOURSELF OR BE UNHAPPY PLEASE CONSIDER: LIVE FOR YOURSELF; THOSE WHO HATE YOU HAVE NO PURCHASE

Nikki Giovanni

#11. April. Spring was on the land like an itch. The whole countryside seemed to be scratching itself awake - lazily, luxuriously, though occasionally scratching so hard its nails hit bone, that old cold calcium that lies beneath our tingles.

Tom Robbins

#12. We all have things we need to do, no matter how reckless or foolish.

Amy Ewing

#13. Kids coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan deserve to come back to 21st century medical care.

Anthony Principi