Montauban In Southern Quotes

#1. Electrolyte water tastes as bland as my soul feels.

Ashley Poston

#2. I can see my ghost trying to get that Academy Award, forever stuck in a casting office. Can you imagine? I've spent enough time in audition rooms. I don't want to be doing that in my afterlife.

Rachael Taylor

#3. The rule of love, I say again, is not an optional extra. It is the very essence of what we [Christians] are about

N. T. Wright

#4. All right," said Ford, "just stop panicking!

Douglas Adams

#5. Keep 'im off it, then," Elvira declared. "Man's gettin' more than his fair share of blowjobs, gonna have his mind on his woman's mouth, not on some motherfucker with a screw loose." A giggle erupted from me because that was the truth.

Kristen Ashley

#6. I am just like my mother. She raised me to love and take care of animals, especially the ones that need it the most and so I started Eddie's Rescue Ranch. We take in animals that need extra care and attention and the animals that get left behind.

Kelly Clarkson

#7. I was raised as a tomboy with boys, and I never really feel like myself when I am really dolled up at premieres and showbiz events.

Isla Fisher

#8. Wu-Tang is for the children.

Ol' Dirty Bastard

#9. No man was ever a good soldier but the man who goes into the battle determined to conquer, or not to come back from the battle field (cheers). No other principle makes a good soldier.

Daniel O'Connell

#10. As much as we need to approve the Keystone pipeline, we need to think far broader than that.

Ted Cruz

#11. I haven't the stature to critique one of our literature's great novels, Tobias; and I'm not one of those who believe The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn needs critiquing for literary or social reasons.

Norman Lock