Southern Boys Quotes

#1. You can't put nothing past these southern boys. They just sit around waiting for somebody to kill their brother so they can get started on some vengeance. It's like a dang vocation with them

Alden Bell

#2. A portion of guilt is standard issue for southern boys; our whole lives are convoluted, egregious apologies to our mothers because our fathers have made us such flawed husbands.

Pat Conroy

#3. Poor boys are easier than middle-class or rich ones. Boys who've been busted are easier than boys who have not. Southern boys are easier than Northern boys. Marines are easier than Masturbation.

John Valentine

#4. You're in for a treat, sweetheart. Us southern boys eat pussy like pie. And I like pie." Yes.

C.D. Reiss

#5. And I didn't neglect to point out to my Yankee buddies that most of the high shooters in our platoon were Southern boys.

Eugene B. Sledge

#6. I don't do cold. My reaction to cold is drastic. I'm a southern boy.

Morgan Freeman

#7. For every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it, there is the instant when it's still not yet two o'clock on that July afternoon in 1863.

William Faulkner

#8. I think we can all agree that this deaf elf sure plays a mean pinball.

Rick Riordan

#9. In those days [1955], affirmative action was for whites only. I might still be working for the grocery store in the small Texas town where I grew up were it not for affirmative action for Southern white boys.

Bill Moyers

#10. The dangerous charm of GPC was that everything in the world could be called up; if you didn't look out, a couple of sessions might turn you from a serious enquirer into a mere gape-mouthed browser.

Julian Barnes

#11. I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him!

Miley Cyrus

#12. and everything about me goes from crying out to just plain crying

Rachel Cohn

#13. He was away in a mystery, locked in the enigma that young Southern Black boys start to unravel, start to try to unravel, from seven years old to death. The humorless puzzle of inequality and hate.

Maya Angelou

#14. Black Velvet in that little boys smile, Black Velvet with that slow southern style. A new religion that'll bring you to your knees.

Alannah Myles

#15. Her hands crept around his neck, tangling in his hair to keep him closer, even though she knew that beautiful boys with expiration dates couldn't be held, only borrowed for a time.

Martina Boone

#16. It was jarring to be berated for 'acting white' when I was placed in a predominantly black middle school in Southern California. I was also chubby, into boys who weren't into me, and tried too hard to fit into this 'blackness' I was supposed to be.

Issa Rae

#17. Tastes like a drunken diabetic's piss,' agreed Wednesday. 'I hate the stuff.

Neil Gaiman

#18. In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe

Bill Bryson

#19. A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

Chris Rock

#20. Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?

Tiger Woods

#21. Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.

Mitch McConnell

#22. In the state of Mississippi, Many Years Ago, a boy of 14 years got a taste of Southern law.

Phil Ochs

#23. A woman should never learn to sew, and is she can she shouldn't admit to it

Michael Ondaatje