Moist Cake Quotes

#1. There's no way around grief. You have to go through it. You have to cry it out of your body, then wade through your own tears to the other side. Where there is cake. Moist cake. Have a piece. It will make you feel better. Have a second piece. Lick your fingers. You will feel better. I promise.

Nia Vardalos

#2. Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Boris Pasternak

#3. But I needed to build up my loneliness tolerance, was all. The loneliness became like a friend, my constant companion. I could depend on it, and only it.

Jessica Knoll

#4. So computers are tools of the devil? thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and all he knew for certain was that it definitely wasn't him.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word." "So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake.

Helena Hunting

#6. A crier of green sauce.

Francois Rabelais

#7. I performed what was perhaps the most obscenely intimate physical act of my life. I gave birth to a broken, querulous little old man by doing this: by putting on my civilian clothes. There

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. As I did, there, in perfect condition, to be admired by five sets of wondering eyes, was an enormous, glistening, moist, chocolate cake.

Brother Andrew

#9. How would the tragedy changes us? How would WE change us ?

Gayle Forman

#10. Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't even use the word 'rich.' You have to say, 'This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator.'

Jon Stewart

#11. This was the Darker Life, where every truth was written backward.

Stephen King

#12. God's will! my liege, would you and I alone, Without more help, could fight this royal battle!

William Shakespeare