Mistigriff Quotes

#1. If life was so easy that you could just go buy success, there would be a lot more successful companies in the world.

Louis V. Gerstner Jr.

#2. It seemed like folly to imagine that one could fill a house (or a tent) with relatives and still expect to have a pleasant vacation.

Emma Straub

#3. I eat very clean, healthy food at all times because I'm very focused about keeping myself in shape.

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

#4. Stop jacking with me, Dad. All I ever wanted was the truth."
"That's the problem. People think if they can add up all the facts, they'll end up with the truth, but that's like sewin' body parts together in the hopes you'll get a man.

Carolee Dean

#5. You've just spent an entire prehistoric human lifetime as an ice ghoul and people are needling you for having too many arms?" I shake my head. "I just assume you have a good reason.

Charles Stross

#6. They were dreamers - and they dreamt themselves into the cemetery.

Mary Elizabeth Braddon

#7. Just having a great product won't take you anywhere.

Will Poole

#8. It's funny because unlike back in the seventies when I made hardly any money, today I could just live off the past if I wanted to. I have no interest in that.

Mick Rock

#9. It is not chic to be too chic.

Elsie De Wolfe

#10. I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food.

Markie Post

#11. Marketing is always a tricky thing with a rated R movie. Sometimes people just get what it is and they want to come see it, and sometimes you have to explain it more.

Andy Samberg

#12. You please me, I'll please you. You do what I tell you to do, I'll take care of you. You disobey me or act out, I'll punish you then I'll take care of you.

Kristen Ashley

#13. seeing Darija or doing anything but my

Jodi Picoult