Missionary Position Quotes

#1. You know I still don't like your ... hobby."
"Didn't ask your opinion." Jake rubbed his aching ribs. "If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time.

Cherise Sinclair

#2. Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

Katie MacAlister

#3. Woolf wanted to say dangerous things in Orlando but she did not want to say them in the missionary position.

Jeanette Winterson

#4. Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#5. Men should not be sexing their women in the missionary position because they are facing away from the sky. Instead of looking down, men are to look up. To the vastness of Father Sky

Matthew Fox

#6. Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Janet Evanovich

#7. I know all about the missionary position, Angel. In fact, I believe I was trying to acquaint you with it earlier when you cock blocked me.

Katie Ashley

#8. The researchers concluded that during intercourse in the missionary position, the penis has the shape of a boomerang.

Mary Roach

#9. Most of the things I do brand wise are both missionary and mercenary in their position, and that's really important to me; that's one of the first things I look at when I say, 'does it make sense to do a deal?'

Mike Rowe

#10. I think I'm very focused and am quite a good multitasker, and I'm quite driven in knowing what my responsibilities are to my family and knowing what I've got to do to do that.

Trinny Woodall

#11. Resolutions are flying like snowflakes around here.

Arlen Specter

#12. God gifted us only one life & it is solely our choice to make it dull with one color, or beautiful with many colors!

Swati Jain

#13. Position yourself with something that captures your curiosity, something that you're missionary about.

Jeff Bezos

#14. The failure of women to produce genius of the first rank in most of the supreme forms of human effort has been used to block the way of all women of talent and ambition for intellectual achievement.

Anna Garlin Spencer

#15. The purpose of my work is not to educate people, rather it is to enrich human life with self-awareness.

Abhijit Naskar

#16. Oh, it's so good

Jo Beverley

#17. I've always wondered though," Orn mused aloud, "what does God need with a starship?"
"Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?"
"Until they learn a new position.

Sabrina Zbasnik