Sabrina Zbasnik Quotes

#1. I've always wondered though," Orn mused aloud, "what does God need with a starship?"
"Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?"
"Until they learn a new position.

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#2. It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin." - Taliesin

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#3. I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.

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#4. ORN!" Variel shouted.
"Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it," the dwarf grumbled.

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#5. Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!

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#6. It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?" - WEST

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#7. We are being fired upon."

"By what?"

"A ham sandwich.

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#8. Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do.

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#9. They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone's genitalia to themselves.

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#10. I am magicking as fast as I can!" - Gwydion

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#11. Sarcasm is a great stupidity detector.

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