Missing My Husband Funny Quotes

#1. One of the hardest lessons we have to learn in this life, and one that many persons never learn, is to see the divine, the celestial, the pure, in the common, the near at hand-to see that heaven lies about us here in this world.

John Burroughs

#2. It was my birthday. I lay there savouring the feeling of having a whole day to myself when people would give me presents and the family would be forced to accede to any reasonable requests.

Gerald Durrell

#3. Every album I make big records. I'm going to always make an anthem. That's what I do.

DJ Khaled

#4. Adolescence is a twentieth-century invention most parents approach with dread and look back on with the relief of survivors.

Faye Moskowitz

#5. I think when you compete every week, when you play under pressure daily, you find your rituals to be 100 percent focused on what you're doing.

Rafael Nadal

#6. I'd say she's ready, wouldn't you?
The Rook, The Looking Glass Wars

Frank Beddor

#7. At the moment the eyes of the body closed, the eyes of the mind were opened.

Ousmane Sembene

#8. I like being innocent, but know now when I am being taken for a ride.

Shilpa Shetty

#9. Climate change is hugely exacerbated by changing patterns of how we choose to live, often in danger zones such as extremely vulnerable coastal zones - from New Jersey to the Philippines. This enormously increases the economic and human costs of hurricanes, rising seas and changing weather patterns.

Nicholas Kristof

#10. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

Steven Wright

#11. Everything good is the transmutation of something evil: every god has a devil for a father.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#12. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana