Miss Piggy And Kermit Quotes

#1. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Dan Castellaneta

#2. You can propose on our honeymoon
[Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]

Miss Piggy

#3. Great Gates almighty," HARV said inside my brain. "I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.

John Zakour

#4. Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to guard your castles.

Kermit the frog's response to the question on if he agreed with David Bowie on whether Scotland should remain as part of Britain

Kermit The Frog

#5. The invention of the iPod changes how you use music. Suddenly you have music everywhere.

Spike Jonze

#6. When he laughed, Roy's mouth revealed a Stonehenge of ancient teeth.

Allison Pearson

#7. Some say that time is like water that flows around us (like a stone in the river) and some say we flow with time (like a twig floating on the surface of the water).

Chuck Klosterman

#8. An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man's entire existence.

Honore De Balzac

#9. I have always been interested in pushing magic forward.

David Copperfield