Misfired Quotes

#1. Little late for that now. I don't think an 'Oops, my bad, my weapon accidentally misfired two dozen rounds' will work to get me out of this. (Devyn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. This is how Thomas lives his life, one misfired dream after the other. That journey may stretch for a lifetime, but even if he doesn't discover that spark until he's an old man, Thomas will die with wrinkles he earned and a smile on his face.

Adam Silvera

#3. Uprooting is by far the most dangerous of the ills of human society, for it perpetuates itself.

Simone Weil

#4. If a child wants to read 'Twilight' over Middlemarch, they should be encouraged - the important thing is to get them reading in the first place.

Malorie Blackman

#5. Weak hearts will be strengthened, and drooping saints will be revived as they listen to our "songs of deliverance." Their doubts and fears will be rebuked, as we teach and admonish one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#6. Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back

Robert Quillen

#7. Just as the difference in height between males is no longer a realistic issue, now that lawsuits have been substituted for hand-to-hand encounters, so the difference in strength between men and women is no longer worth elaboration in cultural institutions.

Margaret Mead

#8. Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums

Carl Henegan

#9. One of the chief symptoms of every revolution is the sharp and sudden increase in the number of ordinary people who take an active, independent and forceful interest in politics.

Vladimir Lenin

#10. It is not the armed forces which can protect our democracy. It is the moral strength of democracy which alone can give any meaning to the efforts at military security.

Max Lerner

#11. I've traveled around the world, and what's so revealing is that, despite the differences in culture, politics, language, how people dress, there is a universal feeling that we all want the same thing. We deeply want to be respected and appreciated for our differences.

Howard Schultz

#12. People see you onstage and the glamorous side, but they don't see you traveling 600 miles a night, eating truck stop food and spending by yourself staring at walls.

Jason Aldean

#13. Conditions are seldom ideal, and if one waits long enough for ideal conditions one is just making excuses.

Bernd Heinrich

#14. With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

Flip Wilson

#15. You always have good shows and bad shows. People want a certain amount of each. It's just widening the market a little bit. The involvement of people at home is just broadening things.

Adrian Pasdar

#16. The last song by Lady Antebellum was "Just a Kiss." The lyrics talked about how they only needed a kiss - nothing more - because this love might be the kind that lasted forever.

Karen Kingsbury

#17. Sometimes it's hard for me to start something because I'd rather not try at all than fail at it

Kasie West