Misattributed Kenneth Williams Quotes

#1. It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least

Voltaire

#2. And I am going to have another opportunity. I am going to have a week-end with him at his home in Easton, a week-end with Wells at home, with just his family. That alone is worth the entire trip from Los Angeles to Europe.

Charlie Chaplin

#3. Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!

Frank Muir

#4. I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.

Meljean Brook

#5. We walk in dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass. We live for the One. We die for the One.
the Ranger oath

J. Michael Straczynski

#6. In fact, it is more correct to say that Truth is God, than to say that God is Truth.

Mahatma Gandhi

#7. I love the first two X-Men movies because I thought that Bryan Singer did such a great job. He elevated that whole genre. He's a very talented director.

Famke Janssen

#8. They are empty the way only things that contained too much can be.

Ru Freeman

#9. Excuse me, Abigail, but whose shift did she get away during?' Townsend asked with a glare.
'Excuse me, Townsend, but who was supposed to booby-trap the doors?'
'I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service,' Townsend said, indignant. 'I do not do booby traps.

Ally Carter