Misafire Quotes

#1. She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me.

T.J. Forrester

#2. If we have any criticism of our leaders, we invite Satan into our lives and beliefs.

Ezra Taft Benson

#3. What is luck, my friend?" Julian replied kindly. "It is nothing more than the marriage of preparation with opportunity.

Robin S. Sharma

#4. According to Montaigne, it was the oppressive notion that we had complete mental control over our bodies, and the horror of departing from this portrait of normality, that had left the man unable to perform sexually.

Alain De Botton

#5. Good strategy, keep the conversation going until a guard notices the bodies outside the door. Maybe bursts in to save you. Not a bad idea.

C.M. Hayden

#6. No, I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience, torpid through virtuous inaction, are more to me than corner lots and praise.

Mark Twain

#7. Hang on, Ava mine. From here on in, it's going to be one hell of a ride.

Aline Hunter

#8. I sit and reach for the computer.
I look at its battery.
I envy how often it dies.

Spencer Madsen