Top 15 Millionaire Matchmaker Funny Quotes

#1. If you compare the size of our reserves of Saudi Arabia and the whole Middle East, it's like three times as much as all of that combined and that's just the easily, readily available 1800 billion barrels and there are probably 3 billion barrels that are commercially just under that, available.

Chris Cannon

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#2. As iron sharpens iron, we need confrontation and truth from others to grow. No one likes to hear negative things about him or herself. But in the long run it may be good for us.

Henry Cloud

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#3. Simply having children does not make mothers.

John G. Shedd

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#4. You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male ...

Caroline Rhea

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#5. I'm sorry that it was this way, Mom. Not sorry like an apology. I'm sorry as in sorrow.

Joseph Fink

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#6. I could spend several hours on YouTube every night. It's all there. I just don't have enough time.

Charlie Rose

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#7. You're in love with love.

Jenny Han

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#8. I am a character actress. Well, let's say, I am a leading character actress who does interesting, odd parts.

Imelda Staunton

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#9. The style of kindness has changed.

Louise Burfitt-Dons

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#10. Because Ove, as Parvaneh had soon realized, was the sort of man who, when he was not quite certain where he was going, just carried on walking straight ahead, convinced that the road would eventually fall into line.

Fredrik Backman

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#11. I have to ask, because in my experience, women will tell you to do something and then slit your fucking throat when you actually do it. Since you were supposed to know they didn't really want you to do it. That they don't really mean what they say.

Emma Chase

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#12. My home has always been show business.

Sammy Davis Jr.

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#13. Cancer is not a pretty pink ribbon, people aren't sail through their treatments. They are bald, and throwing up and some of the treatments actually increase their risk for other cancers.

Loretta Schwartz-Nobel

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#14. Play the Reverse gossip game. See how many nice things you can say behind someones back.

Bob Burg

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#15. Fortune has rarely condescended to be the companion of genius.

Isaac D'Israeli

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