Mike Parsons Quotes

#1. The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.

Betty Friedan

#2. Preparing for the ups and downs of life.

Robert D. Hales

#3. Eighty years old! No eyes left, no ears, no teeth, no legs, no wind! And when all is said and done, how astonishingly well one does without them.

Paul Claudel

#4. An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

George Eliot

#5. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

Steve Jobs

#6. I've had Botox and all that - why not? There's no cream that gets rid of wrinkles; that's a load of rubbish in my eyes. But Botox does.

Katie Price

#7. We must remember always that the essential quality of the wilderness is its wildness,

Howard Zahniser

#8. Out all of these zillions of letters, one of the first ones that came was, as it turned out from Johnny Carson within the last five or six weeks of his life. I had worked with him. He lost a son who had worked for me.

Dick Ebersol

#9. It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.

Dolly Parton

#10. We can't let the past be forgotten.

George Takei

#11. Safety Zone = Children of their own homes, gardens, streets, city, country, and all over the world.

Mehmet Kececi

#12. We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

Matt Groening

#13. I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

Henny Youngman

#14. The only people who cannot change are the most wise and the most stupid.

Confucius