Meryton Townhall Quotes

#1. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

Alfred Hitchcock

#2. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Steven Wright

#3. You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.

Ilona Andrews

#4. The word of God directs us in our work and way, and a dark place indeed the world would be without it. The commandment is a lamp kept burning with the oil of the Spirit, as a light to direct us in the choice of our way, and the steps we take in that way.

Matthew Henry

#5. I wrote 'Lakeside View Apartment Suites' with Roman in my arms. He was about a month old. I was playing left-handed and finally handed him over. On the demo of it, you can hear him crying in the next room.

John Darnielle

#6. Everywhere bees go racing with the hours, / For every bee becomes a drunken lover, / Standing upon his head to sup the flowers.

Vita Sackville-West

#7. What I realized was how difficult an hour show is and how miserable you can be if you're not happy doing it.

Victor Garber

#8. There's one site where you can buy pictures of me for five bucks a pop.

Nicholas Lea

#9. You knew what was playing at Film Forum, and you corrected anyone who lumped Godard and Truffaut together.

Stephanie Danler

#10. Ask any of your elders and they will tell you: Trujillo might have been a dictator, but, he was a Dominican dictator, which is another way of saying he was the number-one bellaco in the country.

Junot Diaz

#11. My nickname is Esta Bell.

Ester Dean

#12. I so wish life also had the option of undo making it easier to deal with things you erred. I would have gone back in time to undo every mistake of mine, for which I have paid a very heavy price.

Namrata