Mental Health Humor Quotes

#1. My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.

Michel Templet

#2. You have more issues than Reader's Digest.

Rebecca McNutt

#3. Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn't make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things can't be fixed.

Ken Wheaton

#4. If you are fantasizing love, you are still single from within a heart no matter what your relationship status is.

Pratik Akkawar

#5. You don't know this, baby, but some men have dream women too
Tack-Motorcyle Man

Kristen Ashley

#6. Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.

Brian Spellman

#7. I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

Brian Spellman

#8. Nobody had seen a Djinni in decades. Now all it took to burn down a den of sin was a girl, a foreigner and a whole mess of drunks.

Alwyn Hamilton

#9. If I can't do it ... I'll just die.
But if I win, I live.
If I don't fight, I can't win.

Hajime Isayama

#10. A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.

Helen Cresswell

#11. Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Jen Lancaster

#12. Literature doesn't exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

Lemony Snicket

#13. My culture is my identity and personality. It gives me spiritual, intellectual and Emotional distinction from others, and I am proud of it.

M.F. Moonzajer

#14. I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health."
I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine.

Devon Ashley

#15. I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane.
Even if the dogs are small.

E. Lockhart

#16. We've got a war going on, the demons are invading, you got implanted by the Prince of Darkness and you're worried I'll make you stick your finger up your bum and bark like a dog? This is serious!'
- Mr. Fogarty

Herbie Brennan

#17. Self-loathing is man's effort to sweep the moon of footprints.

Joseph Grammer

#18. Since by the ordination of God I both am called and am Emperor of the Romans, in nothing but name shall I appear to be ruler if the control of the Roman city be wrested from my hands.

Frederick I, Holy Roman Emperor

#19. One of the by-products of being a perfectionist and constantly trying to improve myself are sobering feelings of low-grade anxiety and a nagging sense of inadequacy This anxiety keeps me humble.

Anthony S. Fauci

#20. I've had a lot of therapists, so I've had the opportunity to approach my fear in many different ways. I've faced it head on and sideways and tried to tiptoe up behind it.

Anna White

#21. I'm making better than two million a year, but it's hard work. The luxuries and pleasures I enjoy in my spare time keep me in condition to do that work. Carnegie and Frick have more money than I have, but I'm getting more value for my dollars than they are.

Charles M. Schwab

#22. I'm the opposite of those writers who believe that my work is sacrosanct and cannot be touched.

Vikas Swarup

#23. I am always in a state of Eunoia.

And I'm not in it just for the vowels.

Mark Bradford

#24. It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health.

Daniel Quinn

#25. They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

Nathaniel Lee

#26. What this means is that children, homemakers, executives, farmers, and long-living persons can all have high ego strength and good mental health if they possess the courage, humor, and flexibility of equilibrium between their rational and metaphoric minds.

Bob Samples

#27. Women, wake up; the tocsin of reason sounds throughout the universe; recognize your rights.

Olympe De Gouges

#28. The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

Herb Caen