Top 33 Menopausal Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Menopausal

#1. God, you're so fucking stubborn. You're like a menopausal pissed-off mule!

#2. There is much to be said for post-menopausal celibacy. Sex is rough on loners because you have to have somebody else around, but now I don't. No more diets to stay slim and desirable: I've had sex and I've had food, and I'd rather eat.

Florence King

#3. The uncle and cousin seem nice, but the aunt is a bit of a shock. Whith her hair dyed bright red, she looks like Ronald McDonald's post-menopausal sister. Who has let herself go.

Brian Malloy

#4. I'm post-menopausal. I have nothing but time. Post-menopausal do not sleep. You obviously don't know one. We get about three hours of sleep a night and the rest of the time we have to do something productive with our time.

Kathie Lee Gifford

#5. A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

Robert Winston

#6. Believing isn't the hard part; waiting on God is. So I stuck with it and prayed impatiently for patience, and to stop feeling disgusted by myself, and to believe for a few moments that God, just a bit busy with other suffering in the world, actually cared about one menopausal white woman on a binge.

Anne Lamott

#7. I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

Janet Evanovich

#8. When Alani started to speak, Jackson held up a finger. In the past five minutes, he'd had more mood swings than a menopausal woman. First turned-on, then territorial, bored, aggressive and now on alert.

Lori Foster

#9. soy protein is famous for its ability to ease menopausal symptoms,

Corey Walden

#10. The astounding energy of post-menopausal women (promised by Margaret Mead) is here, but the optimism to fuel it is not. The world seems ever more surely in the grip of materialism and surfaces. Image, image, image is all it sees. As an image, I'm definitely getting blurry.

Erica Jong

#11. Fall in Alabama was menopausal: hot one moment and cold the next.

Lexi George

#12. There is no more creative force in the world than the menopausal woman with zest.

Margaret Mead

#13. One of them is already having some menopausal symptoms. I'm working on that. I'm giving them all little lines under the eyes, trying to sort of make them age gracefully.

Alison Bechdel

#14. My feeling about my own work is, I could be writing 'The Aeneid' and they would still have to call it chick lit or mommy lit or menopausal old hag lit.

Jennifer Weiner

#15. I'm a post-menopausal woman who's lived in a man's world for twenty years. A more cynical, cruel creature it's hard to find.

Mo Hayder

#16. In 1900, the average life expectancy of a US citizen was 48, so most menopausal women were dead, which is not a great place to be.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#17. Secure the hearts of the nation's menopausal millions, Eileen knew, and no jury would dare convict her.

Rupert Smith

#18. Well, let me tell you, if you're 45, had three children and are post-menopausal, you're not going to weigh what you did the day you graduated from high school. Get that out of your head. That's a media-driven ideal that you're never going to healthfully obtain.

Phil McGraw

#19. Men have this climacteric, you know, like women. Doctors deny it, but I have met some very menopausal persons in their profession.

Robertson Davies

#20. That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can.

Will Rogers

#21. God's command to "pray without ceasing" is founded on the necessity we have of His grace to preserve the life of God in the soul, which can no more subsist one moment without it, than the body can without air.

John Wesley

#22. When my life does get frantic and busy, there's always time to fit something in, even if it means getting up 15 minutes earlier. I get out of bed, do a few Asanas and then do a little bit of mediation. I just structure it into the day. It's really, really simple.

Jayne Middlemiss

#23. I usually bring along a bottle of kombucha, thinking, 'This will be really good for me.' But I never actually drink it. The fermented mushroom-y flavor is too intense for me.

Lena Headey

#24. There's nothing revolutionary about reinforcing the virgin/whore dichotomy.

Jessica Valenti

#25. Dillon diminished my sense of feeling alive, Gavin. But you ... your brought that back to me.

Gail McHugh

#26. Once upon a time, something terrifying lived in the woods. Or perhaps the woods were terrifying. Or perhaps the whole world is poisoned with wickedness and lies, and it's best to learn that now.
No, Fyrian, darling. I don't believe that last bit either.

Kelly Barnhill