Meemaw Quotes

#1. Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana's dress is something my blind meemaw would wear to bingo night."
- "Beauty Queens

Libba Bray

#2. It's like my dear old MeeMaw always says, 'You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

Leah Rae Miller

#3. Humans are petty monsters by nature and big brutes by social causes.

Zoran Zekovic

#4. 'Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow,' if you go through the lyrics, is such a haunting melody, and the words are, for a pop song, pretty deep and dark.

Jake Epstein

#5. And what has become of it, where is that onetime love? Now it is the grave of a bird, a drop of black quartz, a chunk of wood eroded by the rain.

Pablo Neruda

#6. We have fewer troops in Afghanistan than we had law enforcement [officers] at the Olympics in Salt Lake City.

Hillary Clinton

#7. While I fielded holiday news requests and worked on my end of year expense reports, the Angel of Death sat opposite my desk and played Angry Birds on his cell phone.

Elicia Hyder

#8. I think - the hero observes that nothing is so frightening as a labyrinth with no center.

Jorge Luis Borges

#9. One thing's certain, life with you is never gonna be boring.

Kristen Ashley

#10. Hey ladies, I'm willing to do my part to end domestic violence by posting a selfie online. Some might call me a hero

Nev Schulman

#11. In spite of my wisecracking, pain-in-the-ass ways, I was the clip that held things together. Unnoticed. Taken for granted. Okay, maybe I'm giving myself too much credit here, but I'd be damned if I was gonna keep on being the family paper clip.

Neal Shusterman

#12. Look, if you're driving down the highway at 120 miles an hour, I'd rather be behind the wheel than in the backseat.

Mark Wahlberg

#13. I have many friends who do not believe in luck; they believe in blessings. Likewise, I do not believe in coincidences; I believe in miracles.

Jane Seymour

#14. The public gets not one penny from them in return for those airwaves.

Robert McChesney