Top 41 Aleichem Quotes
#1. Everything Sholom Aleichem talks about in his plays and his short stories is about people, family, man's relationship with his God, the breaking down of tradition.
Norman Jewison
#2. To quote a noted Jewish humorist, Sholom Aleichem: "First comes health. You can always hang yourself later." As
Bel Kaufman
#4. One cannot live on potatoes alone. It is said that one wants bread with potatoes. And when there's no bread, a Jew takes his stick, and goes through the village in search of business.
Sholom Aleichem
#5. A wise word is not a substitute for a piece of herring.
Sholom Aleichem
#6. If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.
Sholom Aleichem
#7. Ah, how many luxuries has the good God prepared for his Jewish children.
Sholom Aleichem
#8. Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.
Sholom Aleichem
#9. If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.
Sholom Aleichem
#10. I will never permit myself to give in to American taste and lower the standards of art.
Sholom Aleichem
#11. To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater pleasure than that? What is it worth to be dressed in new clothes from head to foot, and to show off before one's friends? Then the prayers themselves - the first Festival evening prayer and blessing.
Sholom Aleichem
#13. It is an old custom amongst Jewish children, to become war-like on the 'L'ag Beomer.' They arm themselves from head to foot with wooden swords, pop-guns and bows and arrows. They take food with them, and go off to wage war.
Sholom Aleichem
#14. You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.
Sholom Aleichem
#15. If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place.
Sholom Aleichem
#17. When have you ever heard of a cantor or any artist turning anyone down when he is strongly urged to perform?
Sholom Aleichem
#18. Without love our life is ... a ship without a rudder ... like a body without a soul.
Sholom Aleichem
#19. This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is the constant source of my good spirit, of my humor. Not to cry, out of spite, only to laugh out of spite, only to laugh.
Sholem Aleichem
#20. Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.
Sholom Aleichem
#21. I mention her name and the old pain returns. Forget her, you say? How can you forget a living human being?
Sholem Aleichem
#22. The worm in the radish doesn't think there is anything sweeter.
Sholem Aleichem
#23. A cantor, when he starts singing, it's like rain - once it starts, it's hard to stop.
Sholom Aleichem
#27. You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.
Sholem Aleichem
#29. There is nothing in the world, I tell you, so maddening as a person who doesn't answer when you abuse him. You shout and you scold, you are ready to burst a gut, and he stands there and smiles ...
Sholem Aleichem
#30. A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.
Sholom Aleichem
#31. Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.
Sholom Aleichem
#33. Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.
Sholom Aleichem
#34. When you die, others who think they know you, will concoct things about you ... Better pick up a pen and write it yourself, for you know yourself best.
Sholom Aleichem
#35. A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Sholem Aleichem
#36. No matter how bad things get, you've got to go on living, even if it kills you.
Sholem Aleichem
#37. I never turn down a drink. Among friend's it's always appropriate. A man is only a man as they say but brandy is still brandy. You'll find that in the Talmud too.
Sholem Aleichem
#40. They say that children become men, and men become children. Many generations have grown up, become men, and gone hence.
Sholom Aleichem
#41. Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholem Aleichem
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