Meditation Humor Quotes

#1. I know Verona as I do my own body.

Lois Leveen

#2. My record at the University of California as an undergraduate was mediocre to say the best.

Douglass North

#3. Human mobile devices that may come in handy and can be used anywhere include: prayer, meditation, a good attitude, compassion, kindness, humor, laughter, patience, love and a smile. Customize to personal style and taste.

Jody Watley

#4. Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes.

Waylon H. Lewis

#5. Laughing at your pettiness probably works better than scolding yourself for it.

Sharon Salzberg

#6. She wishes that it were true, all of it. That it were more than just a story. That is was their story.

Jennifer E. Smith

#7. Groceries, baby, listen to your friend Richard. You go set your lily-white ass down in that meditation cave every day for the next three months and I promise you this
you're gonna start seeing some stuff that's so damn beautiful it'll make you wanna throw rocks at the Taj Mahal.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#8. My mother read that parents should spend quality time with their children. One way is to sign up for organized activities together. This month we're taking meditation to free the mind. Last month it was Rolfing. Have you ever Rolfed, Tone?"
"Only after the school's shepherd's pie," I said.

Julie Anne Peters

#9. Create answers where there are questions.
Create solutions where there are problems.
Create advantages where there are obstacles.
Create opportunities where there are roadblocks.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#10. As your congressman, I hold the Holy Bible as being the major directions to me of how I vote in Washington D.C.

Paul Broun

#11. I'm not a writer. Ernest Hemingway was a writer. I just have a vivid imagination and type 90 WPM.

Tiffany Madison

#12. You should try to avoid using the words "should" and "try".

Swami Pranayomama

#13. Everywhere you turn you see Americans sacrifice their long-term interests for a short-term reward.

Michael Lewis

#14. Once I was running and there was someone on the treadmill next to me who stopped running to answer a question I asked and flew of the back of the treadmill. Being fully engaged has many benefits.

Sakyong Mipham

#15. I tell my students not to be frightened; in the history of Buddhism-for 2,500 years-no one has broken or fractured a leg because of sitting in meditation.

Guo Jun

#16. As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.

Frederick Lenz

#17. Hating the cool kids takes an awful lot of energy, and I'd given up on it a long time ago.

John Green

#18. I've taken up meditation. I like to have an espresso first to make it more challenging.

Betsy Salkind

#19. The passion to interpret as madness that with which we disagree seems to have infected the best of contemporary minds.

Thomas Szasz

#20. After marriage, all things change. And one of them better be you.

Elizabeth Hawes

#21. I've gotten death threats, yes. I have. I think anytime you shine a spotlight on homosexuality or minorities and you try and say they are as normal or as worthy as acceptance as others, the people who are on the fringe don't like that and they will come after you. And they have come after me.

Ryan Murphy

#22. They say that not matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.

Karen White