Me Haces Sonreir Quotes

#1. I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

Steven Wright

#2. Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."

Ronnie Shakes

#3. Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

Erma Bombeck

#4. My boys. I don't have them to hold. What do I do with my arms?

Sonali Deraniyagala

#5. That man who is more then his elements knows the land that is more than its analysis.

John Steinbeck

#6. I have my own worries and concerns and frustrations, but I'm doing something I love to do. My wife and kids are in good shape. What is there not to be happy about?

Chris O'Donnell

#7. It is easy to write when you don't know how.

Judy Delton

#8. You are not competing with anyone else. You are only competing with yourself to do the best with whatever you have received.

L. Tom Perry

#9. An inch long scar on my left wrist, reminded me of an enchanted world of love, which had vanished like a mirage.

Preethi Venugopala

#10. Knowledge comes from personal experience of truth and awareness, not from conversation.

Frederick Lenz

#11. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. I'll not willingly offend, nor be easily offended.

Bruce Lee

#12. You have to be talentedly insecure in order to be a good actress. And then it's the director's job to make you more miserable and get a good take.

Shirley Maclaine

#13. The stories are not made, they are discovered.

Chandan Sharma

#14. And love. Yes, he was a man loved, wasn't he?

Bey Deckard