Mcchicken Quotes

#1. What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger ... a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

Billy Connolly

#2. I think a sense of humor is the emotional equivalent of a sense of realism. One should not take everything seriously, and everybody takes some things seriously.

Michael Maccoby

#3. Judging a book by its cover was standard practice in human relations.

Kenneth Eade

#4. Death is going to die.

Philip Pullman

#5. You tell me your fantasies, and I will make everything we do so good for you, you won't be able to get enough

Jasmine Haynes

#6. Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Belligerent as a Bull Terrier, she marched up to him.

Cornelia Funke

#7. I am convinced that the Dreamers, at least the Dreamers of today, would rather live white than live free. In

Ta-Nehisi Coates

#8. I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school.

Marguerite Moreau

#9. So, yield to His entreaty. Give in to His love and, please, please say to the Savior, "Just hold me. Tighter.

Don H. Staheli

#10. One of the reasons to see improved productivity in Agile is because of the simplicity principle.

Pearl Zhu

#11. I've never been on safari because I've got a phobia of bugs. I just don't want things crawling on me when I'm sleeping. It's a shame given my passion for big cats. But I really enjoy photography, so I'd love to photograph leopards in the wild some day.

Jackie Collins

#12. I think my sensibility is very literary; all my books were built as books, and I wasn't thinking about them being movies.

Bret Easton Ellis