Mayonnaise Jar Quotes

#1. My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

Sue Grafton

#2. There is a past which is gone forever, but there is a future which is still our own.

Frederick William Robertson

#3. I am going to design ... a Station after my own fancy; that is, with engineering roofs, etc.

Isambard K. Brunel

#4. I would just like to leave this big, floating rock having inspired somebody, having made a difference. It doesn't mean I have to be a huge megastar. I would like to entertain people. I love to do that.

Nicholas Brendon

#5. Light mayonnaise is like masturbation - it approximates the real thing but leaves you unfulfilled,
ultimately leading to fantasies about diving face-first into a big-ass jar of the real stuff.

Susan Donovan

#6. Just because you're on their side doesn't mean they're on your side.

Teresa Nielsen Hayden

#7. I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Richard Simmons

#8. Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#9. If you don't like the reflection. Don't look in the mirror. I don't care.

Luka Magnotta

#10. Society is based on discontent: people wanting more and more and more, being continually dissatisfied with their homes, their bodies, their decor, their clothes, everything.

Nick Harkaway

#11. Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men could climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks of winter!

Karen Walker

#12. A good messenger expects to get shot.

Larry Wall

#13. The camera is as much a part of my everyday life as talking or eating or sex.

Nan Goldin