Susan Donovan Quotes

#1. Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere

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#2. I think we love who we love and there's not a damn thing that can be done about it.

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#3. Light mayonnaise is like masturbation - it approximates the real thing but leaves you unfulfilled,
ultimately leading to fantasies about diving face-first into a big-ass jar of the real stuff.

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#4. As her lungs pumped and her head cleared, she wondered if all the effort she'd put into blotting out the pain had deadened her ability to feel pleasure, too. What a shame. What a loss.

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#5. I wanted to be strong when I went back to Persuasion. Strong and beautiful and totally together. I dreamed of the day I'd get to rub all your faces in my sheer awesomeness.

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#6. Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and inhale him in one gulp?"
"Why, yes, I have," Doris said.
That was a shocker. "Really? What happened?"
"I married him.

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#7. She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.

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#8. That's
the kind of dress that belongs on the floor, all wrinkled up, with the zipper broken and the sleeves torn.
That dress isn't right for you at all. In fact, I think you should take it off right now.

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#9. I'm pretty sure the past is only good for one thing and that's getting a person where they are at the present.

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#10. Affirmation for Today: I am strong enough to refrain from killing any or all members of my family.

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#11. He realized that the woman at his side - the one with the sweaty red face and the sweet smile - had pried open his heart, one day at a time.

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