Mavens Shark Quotes

#1. If you want to change the way you feel about people, you have to change the way you treat them.

Anne Lamott

#2. The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired to assassinate the President; so from the moment Kennedy's heart stopped beating, the Agency attempted to sweep the whole conspiracy under the rug.

Jim Garrison

#3. Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?

Terry Pratchett

#4. We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread ...

Starla Kaye

#5. Y'all are so cute and y'all talk so proper over here. I love England.

Beyonce Knowles

#6. Because in the end nothing matters all that much, as he also wrote on another slip, and on his last slip he'd written, it's all the same.

Thomas Bernhard

#7. Stewardship is the hallmark of life on earth.

Sunday Adelaja

#8. It's great when people appreciate your work, but I don't know how seriously to take it. The amazing thing is that I found something so early that I can support myself doing, and that can even be extremely lucrative, but I love it either way.

Adrien Brody

#9. He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind.
He will come soon to our world just like a thief in the night.

Toba Beta

#10. You can't assume that kindness is an inherited trait. It is learned behavior.

Katie Couric

#11. You said he was a perfectly adequate lover."

"Perfectly adequate? I dont suppose I ever said that about you?" She only had to look and Logan and those rough hands to know he'd be a thoroughly, mind-blowingly, head-bangingly, DIRTY lover."

"I bloody hope not.

Amy Andrews

#12. A global democracy works only when countries trust one another.

Armstrong Williams

#13. Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Billy Mays

#14. Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

Harry S. Truman

#15. IBM's long-standing mantra is 'Think.' What has always made IBM a fascinating and compelling place for me, is the passion of the company, and its people, to apply technology and scientific thinking to major societal issues.

Ginni Rometty