Mastros Malibu Quotes

#1. Does it matter if an empty vessel breaks, hollow hath no hate.

Unkown Author

#2. What did ye talk about with the ladies?"
"Lots of things," she replied " The Three step rule, oral sex-"
"Holy Christ Almighty" He pressed a hand to his brow. "They were supposed to teach you how to shampoo yer hair, no' give you instructions on oral sex!

Kerrelyn Sparks

#3. Jess's grandmother had often said that the key to a happy life was a short memory.

Jojo Moyes

#4. Goddamn it. Wait for me, Eva. I waited my whole life for you.

Sylvia Day

#5. Reagan was president and had Democrats control the House and Senate, and they reformed the tax code. Clinton was president, and he had Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole; they reformed welfare and balanced the budget.

Kevin McCarthy

#6. A painter can turn pennies into gold, for all subjects are capable of being transformed into poems.

Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres

#7. The general law is that no mental modification ever occurs which is not accompanied or followed by a bodily change.

William James

#8. You haven't lived until you've sailed

David Sedaris

#9. I prayed over and over again that God would spare me, not because I cared that much about my own life
but because I cared about hers.

Rachel Van Dyken

#10. People like myself say, 'Fix the problem. Put him in the general [prison] population. The moral prisoners will deal with him in a way we don't have the nerve to do.'

Stockwell Day

#11. It's good to have a Ranger," Lula said. "He's like a personal Spidey.

Janet Evanovich