Mastercard Quotes

#1. He's hot, Lula said, but he's a pig. All men are pigs.
Do you really believe that?
No but it's a point of view to keep in mind . You don't want to go around thinkin' shit is your fault. Next thing you know, they got you makin' pot roast ad you're cutting up your mastercard.

Janet Evanovich

#2. I don't like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don't control.

George Meyer

#3. Forget those stupid MasterCard commercials. Watching two chicks duke it out in high heels ... now, that's priceless.

Ilsa Madden-Mills

#4. My eye muscles hurt now when I read our MasterCard bill.

Geoffrey Rush

#5. We think Facebook and Google know a lot about us - who knows more about us than AmEx, MasterCard and Visa? They know exactly what we spend and where we spent it ... so they're looking at ways to unlock it.

Anthony Goldbloom

#6. I can use my credit card to send money to the Ku Klux Klan, to antiabortion fanatics, or to anti-homosexual bigots, but I can't use it to send money to WikiLeaks. The New York Times published the same documents. Should we tell Visa and MasterCard to stop payments to the Times?

Jeff Jarvis

#7. I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

Stephen Colbert

#8. And this title, retired Major Ryland, gives you authority over my MasterCard?

Billi Jean

#9. I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials.

Kimberly Raye

#10. If you owe too much on American Express,
and your Diner's Club notes are too hard,
take a loan on your Visa,
and pay it off with your MasterCard!

Nipsey Russell

#11. Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard.

Kirk Kirkpatrick

#12. My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.

Laurie Anderson

#13. Nothing proves the man-made character of religion as obviously as the sick mind that designed hell.

Christopher Hitchens

#14. Freedom's possibility is not the ability to choose the good or the evil. The possibility is to be able.

Soren Kierkegaard

#15. Never place a period where God's placed a comma.

Gracie Allen

#16. If I could slam the door, I would. If I could walk to another room, I would. The best I can do is turn and head for the far corner of my cell. In prison, even goodbyes are beyond my control.

T.J. Forrester

#17. No matter how miserable his morning, all he had to do was walk within ten feet of Kate and listen to her sling an insult at him and he felt better.

Elizabeth Camden

#18. People usually find a good place for stray dogs, or for the elderly when they can no longer go up stairs or use a can opener. Finding a good place for a kid seems like a much bigger challenge.

Holly Goldberg Sloan

#19. You untangle a knot with slow teasing, not sharp pulling, and believe me we have here a knot such as I have never seen. But I will unpick it. I will.

C.J. Sansom

#20. It's about the people, who have stopped believing because the cup of evil has run over.

Dmitri Shostakovich

#21. I have a morality. I don't know if it's the best morality. And I do like thinking. If people perceive that as a moral intellectualism, that's fine. That's up to them to decide.

Stephen Colbert

#22. Who were these people, all of them young couples, a few fabulous ones, tall thin-haired blondes with toned men in perfectly pressed jeans
neither fearing the loss of the other.

Dave Eggers

#23. Eastern Washington has experienced a number of deadly forest fires this season, and it is crucial that we have bipartisan legislation that will expedite the research and restoration process.

Cathy McMorris Rodgers

#24. My stepfather gave me a Kodak camera when I was 17 years old. I started working at a local photo store in Le Havre, France, taking passport pictures and photographing weddings.

Patrick Demarchelier

#25. As far back as I can remember I would escape from my humdrum world by burying myself in books
the
one true love of my life when growing up.

Jane Green

#26. What is life but playing with time?

Keith Richards

#27. When pride comes, then comes dishonor, but with the humble is wisdom (Prov. 11:2;

Alexander Strauch